Moslem Wine

It was anniversary... we started to order our meal.. 4 juicy steak.. and escargot and soup and salad.. so something was missing..

We called the manager over for some wine recommendation. Hi R we like to have some wine but now house pour..

ET: We would like to have a bottle of wine?
R: Red wine?
ET: what are the wine you have? Do you have moslem wine?
R: But moslem cannot drink... do you mean some halal wine... just grape juice..?
ET: hmmm do you have the bin 444 or bin 555 or bin 888.... y
You know Osama bin Laden... but these wine are bin 444 bin 555 bin 888.... so they are moslem wine isnt it.

R: -_-"