Greedy Or Not

One evening when the mother was fetching her daughter home from her work place... on the way they stopped at the Railway station for super.....

hmmmm after having a bowl of mee soto (noodles in chicken soup with spices) they decided to the walk back to the car...

As they drove off sudden... the sound of poooot...

Daughter: why do you have to trap me here.....
Mom: Oh i trap you here but.... but i didnt tie your hands
(as the mother unwind the wind to let in some polluted air from the street.....
Mom: Oooooi didnt i wind down you window?
Daughter: I wind it back up..because i remember there are air refreshner here
Mom: So was the pooooot that smelly?
Daughter: I didnt smell it.....
Mom: Oh that mean you are not so greedy
Daughter: Huh
Mom: Well that pooot is the air and the air is free..... you didnt inhale all the air from the pooooot....so you are not greedy in taking other,s exhausted air....
so therefore you are not too greedy my dear girl.... I am glad.,

Moslem Wine

It was anniversary... we started to order our meal.. 4 juicy steak.. and escargot and soup and salad.. so something was missing..

We called the manager over for some wine recommendation. Hi R we like to have some wine but now house pour..

ET: We would like to have a bottle of wine?
R: Red wine?
ET: what are the wine you have? Do you have moslem wine?
R: But moslem cannot drink... do you mean some halal wine... just grape juice..?
ET: hmmm do you have the bin 444 or bin 555 or bin 888.... y
You know Osama bin Laden... but these wine are bin 444 bin 555 bin 888.... so they are moslem wine isnt it.

R: -_-"

Tissue paper Toilet paper...yee so dirty

Hello All... for those of y ou who have been readying my blog realised that I was absent. Apologies for the long break, but how not to have long breaks when October is my birthday and Novembe is the my anniversary... had to go and spend time..not worry.. I will up date you more things that i can write on and thank you for coming by.

I was mending the computer lab and one afternoon a student came to me

KT: Teacher do you have tissue paper?
TC: No I dont have what do you need it for?
KT: Teacher but she is crying, she needs to wipe her tears..
TC: Like that ah... go to the toilet and take some toilet rolls
KT: Aiyoooo teacher that one so dirty lehhh want to wipe face one leh..
TC: Aiyooooo I didnt ask you to take those used ones from the bin lahhhh just take the ones from the dispenser... - _- "